Friday, June 25, 2010

Love sick...

videoClick on the play button to see my latest antics
I have lost 200 pounds and I have the SPS worried. She says my behavior has become obsessive and unhealthy. You saw the video-does this look obsessive to you? Yes that is what I do all day, but so what? Yes I do that all night, at least I understand dedication. The Cow Boss complained that I kept him up all night with my whinnying for Whinny...buy earplugs if it bothers you.
Whinny is the first horse that I have liked. I have always preferred to be alone, I didn't want any other horses in my pasture and could care less if they wanted to sniff noses. I am not to sure how to act and I want her to know I am serious. The humans say I am like a stalker, I say I am just dedicated to my quest.
It seems that I have gone to far. My lady love has been moved to the far side of the ranch. I can't see her and now I am really disturbed. The SPS says I will get over it and that I should talk to my other neighbor. She promised me a grooming session and play time in the arena-like that matters.
Well I am going to work on regaining my royal demeanor and make amends to the Cow Boss. The SPS is giving me extra treats so I will not get too skinny.

Tue ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito (Yield not to misfortunes, but advance all the more boldly against them)

3 comments:

  1. Have you thought of putting some vicks or some other monthol on his nose to mask /confuse his sense of smell.I have done that whrn my young stud got aobssesive about a mare in heat way too early in the year . Maybe if he can't pick up her scent he will settle more quickly . Poor Sir Darby!

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  2. Sir Darby, there are anti-stalking laws. Give it up, buddy. This can't end well because -- and forgive me for being the one to have to break this to you -- psst, you're a gelding. You may have convinced Whinny otherwise, but, there it is.

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  3. Fernvalley I am using lavendar oil on his nose to help sooth him and give him something else to smell, the mare isn't even in heat-go figure

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