So the SPS says that my royal self is terribly dirty. How dare she say or even thinks such a thing? I am simply indulging in special spa treatments designed to have me looking special at the show next month. I is important that I look my royal finest. The SPS is also threatening to give me a cold bath if I don't figure out how to be dirt free before the show. I think it is her job to brush me until I am dirt free, after all she has an entire month to remove all of the special spa treatment from my coat. Tue ne cede malissed contra audentiorito (Yield not to misfortunes, but advance all the more boldly against them)
Somewhere far away from the civilized world, The Wilds of Washington State
Sir Darby is a 20 year old appaloosa /Percheron cross. A royal horse who has been displaced and is now living at a working ranch. He is training his SPS (special personal servant) the proper care and handling of a royal horse.