This is my new saddle. It is all mine! I am not going to share it with "he of the fancy spotted butt". The SPS and I tried it out on Saturday and it was befitting my royal stature. Hard to find a saddle that fits my stature, me being royal and all. The SPS says the issue is the weight I tape in at-1,350 lbs- I know the tape is defective.
I plan on having many opportunities to parade my new accoutrement publicly, to be worshiped as is appropriate.
Tue ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito (Yield not to misfortunes, but advance all the more boldly against them)
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