The thing about being a royal horse is you must look good from all sides. I look good coming or going! Get a gander at my royal tail, yes it is all mine-no extensions on this royal rear. It is getting time to have my mane and tail groomed and braided once more. The braiding protects my furnishings and makes everything so fluffy and wavy when the braids are removed, maybe the SPS should braid her hair too. Tue ne cede malissed contra audentiorito (Yield not to misfortunes, but advance all the more boldly against them)
Somewhere far away from the civilized world, The Wilds of Washington State
Sir Darby is a 20 year old appaloosa /Percheron cross. A royal horse who has been displaced and is now living at a working ranch. He is training his SPS (special personal servant) the proper care and handling of a royal horse.