I have a new lady love! She is of royal decent with a very regal name. All of us here call her Little Sister, she is a bit younger than me. The SPS brought her home to retire, you see Little Sister is the daughter and mother of champions and now just needs to have peace and quiet. She is almost completely blind in her left eye, so I walk along the fence with her to make sure she doesn't bump it. I nicker to her sweetly to tell her how lovely she is. Little Sister nickers sweetly back to tell me I am handsome. We have a quiet, gentle love. It is not like the "run the fences like a maniac" affairs I have had in the past. She is a lady worthy of my regal attentions. Tu ne cede malissed contra audentiorito (Yield not to misfortunes, but advance all the more boldly against them)
Somewhere far away from the civilized world, The Wilds of Washington State
Sir Darby is a 20 year old appaloosa /Percheron cross. A royal horse who has been displaced and is now living at a working ranch. He is training his SPS (special personal servant) the proper care and handling of a royal horse.