Only a royal gelding could wear such accouterments and still remain a card-caring member of the He Man Gelding Club.

I indulged the SPS and wore these during the trail clinic. I enjoyed the extra support and protection, but I do believe there are more regal styles that she could find for me.

Tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito (Yield not to misfortunes, but advance all the more boldly against them)