I am such a talented and brilliant horse. I tried my hand at being a polo pony when the soccer ball was trapped in the corner of the arena. Things would be much easier if the arena had no corners, but alas we have corners. Corners make things interesting-one never knows what might lurk in corners and as the royal personage at the ranch it is my duty to protect others from the corner menaces.
I am having a lovely time playing with the peasants.
Tue ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito (Yield not to misfortunes, but advance all the more boldly against them)